If I were a mule
I would kick everyone in school,
If I were an emu
My homework I would chew,
If I were a bird
I wouldn’t learn a word,
If I were a bug
I would swim in the Principal’s jug,
If I were a hideous creature
I would spook away all the teachers,
But Alhumdulillah I am a Muslim, and I know my place
I am preparing to meet Allah (swt) and see His Face,
Thank the Lord that I am not a mule or an emu or a bird or a bug or a creature
So good news for my school, the Principal, and my teachers!
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