If I were a mule
I would kick everyone in school,
If I were an emu
My homework I would chew,
If I were a bird
I wouldn’t learn a word,
If I were a bug
I would swim in the Principal’s jug,
If I were a hideous creature
I would spook away all the teachers,
But Alhumdulillah I am a Muslim, and I know my place
I am preparing to meet Allah (swt) and see His Face,
Thank the Lord that I am not a mule or an emu or a bird or a bug or a creature
So good news for my school, the Principal, and my teachers!
![Badges [Set of 4] Be Strong Like Musa (AS)](https://hibamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/IMG_4347-Copy-300x300.jpg)
![[Badge] Salah Champ](https://hibamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/salah-champ-1-300x300.jpg)
![[Big Wall Tile] Nikah Half of Deen](https://hibamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Nikkah-300x300.jpeg)
![[Set of 2 Big Wall Tiles] Give Thanks](https://hibamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/New-Tile-Set-of-Two-1-300x300.jpeg)





